Lorna and I were rewatching Monty Python’s, The Life of Brian recently and enjoying it immensely. One question that comes to mind every time I watch it is, where was the sense of humor and appreciation of satire of Malcolm Muggeridge, and the Anglican Bishop of Southwark, Mervyn Stockwood who debated the Monty Python members in that famous debate that you can see here, https://www.bbc.com/videos/cyxe9180z84o.
This time watching it, what stood out amongst the many hilarious sketches was, "What have the Romans ever done for us?" Here is a summary of the dialogue for those who aren’t familiar with it or for those who would like a reminder.
The iconic "What have the Romans ever done for us?" dialogue from Monty Python's Life of Brian features Reg leading a revolutionary group that complains about Roman rule, only for members to list numerous Roman contributions:
REG: Yeah. All right, Stan. Don't labour the point. And what have they (The Romans) ever given us in return?!
XERXES: The aqueduct?
REG: What?
XERXES: The aqueduct.
REG: Oh. Yeah, yeah. They did give us that. Uh, that's true. Yeah.
COMMANDO #3: And the sanitation.
LORETTA: Oh, yeah, the sanitation, Reg. Remember what the city used to be like?
REG: Yeah. All right. I'll grant you the aqueduct and the sanitation are two things that the Romans have done.
MATTHIAS: And the roads.
REG: Well, yeah. Obviously, the roads. I mean, the roads go without saying, don't they? But apart from the sanitation, the aqueduct, and the roads--
COMMANDO: Irrigation.
XERXES: Medicine.
COMMANDO #2: Education.
REG: Yeah, yeah. All right. Fair enough.
And so on until Reg makes his final point, "Apart from the sanitation, the medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, the freshwater system, and public health, what have the Romans ever done for us?"
XERXES: Brought peace.
REG: Oh. Peace? Shut up!
On reflection, I think that it would be quite appropriate to apply this scenario to God rather than the Romans i.e. What has God ever done for us? Here’s my attempt at this:
Reg: Anyway, what has God ever done for us?
Commando 1: He did create the universe.
Reg: well yes, That true but that was a long time ago.
Commando 2: He did create us in his own image – male and female He created us.
Reg: O all right but what did He do ne after that?
Commando 3: He did give us the Ten Commandments as the original rules to live by.
Reg: That hasn’t worked out that well a lot of the time. Who wants a bunch of rules to follow. It just gets in the way of what I want to do.
Commando 1: He did improve on that by sending His son to be one of us.
Reg: Okay, but he did get himself killed didn’t he. And why would he choose to be born in a stable in a poor country ruled by the Romans anyway. That showed rather poor judgement.
Commando 2: He did show us how to live a life doing God’s will.
Commando 3: Yah, and he gave us a new set of rules when he preached the sermon on the mount. They are pretty good suggestion about how to live together.
Reg: yes, yes, but they seem to be even harder to do that the original commandment.
Commando 2: So rather than a list of different rules such as blessed are the peacemakers – not cheesemakers by the way, He summed it up with, love one another others as he loves us.
Commando 1: Also, he did give us the forgiveness of sins when we don’t follow them.
Reg: Well, I guess so but what’s it all about anyway?
Commandos: Peace, the peace that passes all understanding.
Reg: O well, I guess that would be pretty good.
Commando 1: Didn’t he say something like: Go and do likewise?
Reg: Yes, well all right – if I have to, I guess.
Have a blessed Advent preparing for the Prince of Peace to be born again in that stable in the insignificant little country.